Mister Pterodactyl
Friday, May 09, 2008
 
I haven't exactly been keeping up with my New Year's resolution

[Hint: it has something to do with the frequency of my posts.]

I suppose I've just been distracted with the whole becoming-a-productive-member -of-society thing. Not that I haven't had post ideas. Here's a couple:

-How Islam is like prostitution
-What's right about Jeremiah Wright
-What's wrong with the political class and how to fix it (just kidding about the second part)
-Why we should ditch the UN (because I'd be the first ever to suggest that, right?)
-And a new one: invade Myanmar!

Okay, that last one is some pinhead suggesting that, by unilaterally (with or without UN approval) invading Myanmar and relieving its people from the predation of a tyrannous government, the USA could recoup some of the global goodwill we lost by unilaterally (and without UN approval) invading Iraq. And incidentally relieving its people from the predation of a tyrannous government. That's how I read it, anyway.
The others aren't necessarily time sensitive though. Could still get written. We'll see.


Comments:
Silly boy! Myanmar doesn't have any oil.

We could, however, trump up the country's carbon footprint and invade on that pretense.
 
That'll do it, Steve: oil's not a politically correct "cause."

No doubt the b-tards've been bellyachin' about biofeuls as well.
 
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