Mister Pterodactyl
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Are you ready for some zombies?
The reason I ask is, many local businesses, all the libraries, even my gym and (I fear) the local university are going to be closed tomorrow. Ostensibly due to some sort of pagan ritual that's due to occur, so I'm told. I don't know too much about it but apparently it involves people coming back from the dead, which makes me think that all those places are closed so their employees won't get caught outside during the zombie invasion. Boy, am I glad I got the warning in time!

So be careful tomorrow and whatever you do remember, IN THE HEAD!

[Speaking of rising from the dead, this is my first post in almost two months. Whew.]
You call that rising from the dead? I've seen cases in rigor mortis more active than this.

Even dead bodies produce gases that are sometimes confused for signs of life.
Steve, it's an Easter resurrection. Quit dissing it.
I think I caught the infection.
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