Mister Pterodactyl
Thursday, February 17, 2005
I swear I am not making this up
North Korean scientists have cultivated a new type of flower called the 'Kimjongilia' (take a minute to deal with that). The new flower was bred to bloom in mid-February, to coincide with Kim's Feb. 16 birthday. This allows NKers to point to the red blooms and claim that even the earth is celebrating the birth of the "lodestar of the 21st century."

And yes, they really call him that.
The infamous Grandpa John used to call someone of doofus activity 'a big load'. Is that kinda the same thing?
So that's why he calls you that.
Yeah, up until the time you guys were born.
They're monitoring you closely, my brother.

Be careful.
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