Mister Pterodactyl
Friday, February 27, 2004
Nerd jokes:
Heard these on the radio this morning and decided to save them for posterity.

1) An atom walks into a bar and orders a double. The bartender pours the drink and says, "you look lousy. What's wrong?" The atom replies, "I just lost an electron." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive."

2) Sodium walks into a bar, sees Chlorine sitting there, attacks him and kicks his ass. Later he's arrested for assault. Get it? Say it aloud.

3) There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.

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