Mister Pterodactyl
Thursday, December 25, 2003
Thanks to Tim Blair (apparently an Aussie) here:

• "The use of sexual toys to enhance foreplay is permissible on condition that these toys do not cause any harm or contain any forbidden ingredients. Similarly, these toys should not be inserted into the female private part, except in the case of dire necessity."

From an Islamic advice site. I kid you not. Look here.

And: "We have people from every planet on Earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every of people from every planet of every country on Earth." -- terminated California governor Gray Davis.

Actually, I kinda like that one. Every planet on Earth.

Mr. Blair, who as far as I know claims no relation to the Mr. Blair in London, has a year's roundup of quotes from his own blog at the first given link. These two are both from September.

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